
Romeo · Juliet
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I’ll be new baptized.
What man art thou that, thus bescreened in night, so stumblest on my counsel?
By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am. My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself.
My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words of that tongue’s uttering, yet I know the sound.
Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye than twenty of their swords.
Jo · Meg · Amy · Beth
I shall write a splendid book someday, and then we shall all be proud of me!
We are proud of you now, Jo, but do try to speak properly.
I think it’s very becoming to be modest about one’s gifts.
I hope the book will be very good, Jo.
It shall be! Full of thrilling adventure and noble heroines. Nothing meek about them.
Nothing meek at all, I’m sure of that.
Will there be any fashionable people in it?
Plenty of interesting ones, Amy, but fashionable is not the same as interesting.
I should like to read it very much.
Hamlet · Horatio · Marcellus
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
How is’t, my noble lord?
O, wonderful!
Good my lord, tell it.
No, you’ll reveal it.
Not I, my lord, by heaven.
Nor I, my lord.
How say you then — would heart of man once think it? But you’ll be secret?
Ay, by heaven, my lord.
Hamlet · Horatio · Marcellus
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
😮
👍
O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
😂
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
How is’t, my noble lord?
❤️
O, wonderful!
😂
🎭
Hamlet · Horatio · Marcellus
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
😮
❤️
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
How is’t, my noble lord?
Analyst · Colleague
Can you show me the displacement vs. fuel economy relationship?

Clear negative relationship — bigger engines, worse mileage.
Romeo · Juliet
How dost thou fare this fine morning?

Ha! I see thou art in good spirits.
Always, when I think of thee.
Romeo · Juliet
Wherefore art thou?
I’ve been here all along beneath thy window.
Then why didst thou not speak sooner?
I was composing the perfect words.